As promised, Joe has news from the Marriage Factory. I have missed his posts. Glad he finally had (as he said) noteworthy weddings.
Sorry I haven't written lately. The weddings have been nice, but
not
noteworthy until this week. The hall is closed next Friday,
so
perhaps many couples decided to take the plunge a week early. I did
10
ceremonies Friday morning, and the groups ranged from two (just the
couple)
to a full house. The cutest wedding featured the bride,
groom, and their
infant daughter, who was strapped to Mommy's chest in
one of these: http://s2.babyearth.com/images2/products/medium/10-0793-01.jpg.
The
little girl had just learned to blow raspberries, so the ceremony
was
punctuated with slobbery lips. When she would get a little fussy,
Mom would
rock back and forth a little. I found myself doing likewise
a couple times,
and it always worked. I'll try that again next time
we have a fussy
5-year-old.
I always advise a couple to make a child part of the ceremony
if they
like, or if there could be squirming and crying. In one of the
other
ceremonies, a toddler became part of the wedding, and "helped"
when
the rings were exchanged by grabbing Daddy's ring and hurling it
to
the ground. Luckily, Daddy picked it up and put it on Mommy's
finger,
and there you go - married!
Fashion update: two notable
dresses this week: an old-fashioned
wedding dress - long-sleeved with lace
decolletage - very lovely, and
a traditional Korean wedding dress like
this:
http://www.newbridal.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/korean-wedding-dress-6.jpg
-
that looked kind of uncomfortable.
Best groom: the well-dressed nerd -
cardigan, bow tie, and horn-rimmed
glasses, a la Pharrell Williams or Russell
Westbrook.
--
Joe Mallon
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